Monday 1 August 2016

The Eat-a-tron 2000 - made by Extra Food - by Ceri

The Eat-a-tron 2000 - made by Extra Food

The Eat-a-tron 2000 is the best kitchen utensil anyone can buy. From a family of one to a family of twenty! Everybody enjoys this cooking, cleaning, food creating machine!

Once your Eat-a-tron 2000 is installed insert ten cups of water into a slot in the side and choose your meal! The Eat-a-tron makes water into any food you can imagine, from ice-cream to dolphin nuggets! To choose your meal tap the ceiling gently and out pops your touch screen menu! You can even save your name, voice and face to the system, so if you ask it to make scrambled eggs it will make them just the way you like them!

After you have chosen your meal (drink included) wait for the machine to process your order and your food will be ready in a few minutes! You don’t even have to be at the table while the food is being cooked!

As soon as you are finished eating tap the flip plates three times and watch the dirty dishes vanish before your eyes! Don’t forget to make sure someone has turned the dial to ‘clean’ instead of ‘cook’. If you forget this vital step , kiss those dishes goodbye!

How does this master invention work, you ask? This is how; the machine re materialises the water into food. The dishwasher is beneath the oven so when you turn the dial on the right hand side, of the machine, the cooking plates turn into soap bars! Every month you should feed it more water ( three cups for the washer and five for the food department), although if you live on your own you might not have to do it as often. Either way you are going to save a lot on food and water!

In conclusion Extra Food hope you like this guide, we also encourage you to buy one of these machines! After all fifty thousand have already been sold in the States alone!

No dolphins were harmed in the making of this machine